Who has the smart idea to reduce Easter candy prices?
My freezer is no longer a place to store chicken breasticles or bags of broccoli... oh, no! Now it contains bags of M&M's in all flavours, malted milk eggs, jelly beans (nothing is as tasty as frozen jelly beans)... a plethora of sweet goodies that will expand both my ass and my dental bill.
Yes, I know it's all about my self control...but, please! When faced with boxes of bags of M&M's in ALL flavours...
...my self control was smart enough to keep it's mouth shut.