Sunday, November 11, 2007

The Pro

He was 22.

I'd been walking, stopping off deliberately in the deli next to the Evil Empire coffee shop to buy a cup of, um, coffee.

I'm defiant that way.

He was sitting on the sidewalk, reading Trout Fishing in America, a book I've not seen in, well, forever. Richard Brautigan gave me one of my favourite sayings in my verbal world..."I'm up shit creek without a pair of snowshoes.", so, I felt compelled to stop and talk.

It wasn't just the book, it was the luggage, the blanket on his legs, and the sign that said, "STRANDED IN NEW YORK CITY. PLEASE HELP!"

"Why are you stranded?" I gave him the cup of cocoa I'd gone back inside the deli to buy and sat next to him.

He looked startled as he took the cocoa. It was cold yesterday, crisp in the city, the drizzly air contained to Staten Island when I'd left hours earlier to make the audition.

"Ummm, well, me and my girlfriend, we came here and things aren't working out. She went back to our place in Ohio 'cause we could only afford one bus ticket, so, she took it and we found out we'd been evicted from our apartment there. So, she came back here. Now, we're on the streets."

"Have you gone to the shelters?"

"Yes, we sleep there. Problem is, you can't get a job without a license to drive and stuff.", he continued, sipping and accepting donations into his cup.

"Why New York? It's pretty miserable here in the winter."

He went on to tell me how they'd met in high school, dropped out together to see the country. They had hitchhiked and panhandled over the width of the U.S., making it to 35 states. He knew the number because she collected little pins and put them on her coat.

He said he'd been to Bryce Canyon, and he was in a little town near there, and he loved it, they almost stayed, but, they knew no panhandling would be allowed. I laughed, and told him I had a house there.

Small world.

He looked so cold, you could see some warmth returning to his skin from the drink. His mouth was ringed with cold sores, and his hands were chapped... and it's early in the year, still. Mommode kicked in, hard. I was starting to think of leaving him my gloves, my last $5.00.

He asked me the time, said he'd be leaving soon, to go to get his girlfriend.

He worries about her. She has a temper, and gets into fights with people. If they say the wrong thing, she'll "... be in their face. I can't have her picked up again. She is small, but, she can punch hard. It's never her fault, though. People just pick on her, you know, say the wrong thing and she has to defend herself."

She was on another corner, near Central Park. They didn't panhandle together, they made more money this way, split up.

He worries until he sees her at an appointed time and place.

"We try and get to the shelters early, get a bed next to each other. I go to the Apple store and check my email, send stuff to my mom, let her know I'm okay and shit."

I asked if he'd gone to craigslist, looked for gigs there... told him he didn't need to have a license, that you can find occasional jobs doing labour.

He said he'd not thought of that.. and his eyes drifted to make contact with people walking.

As he talked, telling me of what they'd done while traveling, how they'd gone from city to city, with no real destination, settling on New York because of the free stuff they could score, the medicine, the housing, the hands dropping money in his cup...

"So, you really aren't stranded."

"No, not really. We just score better here in New York, you know."

I stood up.

"Yeah," he said, continuing his talk, "I don't like having change. At the end of the day, I put what I make into bills, then I dump the change into cups of, you know, the 'real' poor people. I share."

He smiled up at me, as if I should pat his head.

I walked away, glad I was only out a cup of cocoa. I guess everyone has a profession, I have joked that panhandlers are a union gig, and it's a tough union to join.

I think I met the local steward.... who went back to his book, and looking pathetic, and holding up a sign that was a lie. He did this, and I walked away, angry I'd been suckered in. Angry I struggle at times, the same way my friends do, and this...this... faker and his anger issue girlfriend more than likely make more than I do.

Still, was he any more dishonest than sales clerks who say you look great in that fushia skirt in order to make a commission sale or the hucksters who push a designer bag on you? Or a President who says we need this war? Was he what he was made to be by his background, or something of his own creation?

All of this rolled in my head, while I walked from 23rd down 6th, looking for bus stops, not paying attention that the traffic was going the opposite way from me, moving uptown as I walked downtown, feeling the air grow colder as the sun dropped down behind the mountain range I live in now, listening to the call of the wild tourist as it sang out "Which way is it to South Ferry?" and for once, not giving directions ("Take the 'R' to Whitehall... the station is just there"), ignoring, as always, the pedestrian signs on the street, making my way down to the old stomping grounds by the Soho Grand, only pausing to talk to Josh at the front door, and coming to the realisation I needed to go to Broadway to find my bus.

I was still pondering it all, the decision to be a bum, to let society take care of them, to happily be dirty and sickly looking in the hope people like me would help him out, relying on the fact we would do just that, when I went past someone collecting for the Homeless in New York, and I gave them my $5.00.

The bus arrived, I climbed on, and found out my all powerful MTA card didn't work on the express bus. A nice driver, however, overrides that, and I was given a free ride back home.

I guess we all get free rides of one sort or another. Leaning back in my seat, opening In Cold Blood, looking out over the water as we drove over the bridge, I had to ask myself...

Am I any different, or, just better dressed, and thinking a free bus ride is a small thing in the big picture?

With that in place, who was I to judge them?


Peter Varvel said...

Excellent, standout post.

Very interesting reading.

Despite your anger, I can't help but admire his rebellion, a little.

People have been kind to me, numerous times, my entire life, so I try to be so to others, when I can.

So, no, a free bus ride, in whatever form you receive it or give it (such as an umbrella from a handsome stranger!), is no small thing. Every drop in the bucket counts, and if we're lucky, we get to see that it all adds up.

Quin said...

peter~thank you. i think what made me angry was, i was suckered in by my mommode. he totally had me pulled in, the 'stranded' when, well, he wasn't at all. it was a choice. they had a job, it was the job of panhandling.

does it stop me from giving when i see someone on the street or to the various buskers?


and, i still kick myself for the umbrella snafu.


Bud said...

Mommmode is dangerous. It often over rides common sense. But it is still an important element in society. Glad you got enough info to back out. A free bus ride? You paid $160 for it. That's the way I look at it. This was a beautifully written piece, Quin. New Yorker stuff. Really.

Loobell said...

What an honest and rather touching account.... this shows once again your huge heart. Kids today huh ? That Mommode is indeed a dangerous emotion... but I know it so well as will 99% of Moms out there. LLBx

Eric said...

I hate myself sometimes for believing that all of the homeless are this way in NYC...but, God help me, I do.

golfwidow said...

I call myself cynical, but I am, indeed, a big ol' sucker.

RottweilerTOM said...

It was your Karma why you got a free ride back; or, the driver was told by his supervisor that if these malfunctioning transit cards don't work, like a NYC bureaucracy, let them on for free.

I believe 95% of transients are drug related - call be an ignorant fuck - but that is what I think. Thus, I'd rather get a large dish of something for lunch/dinner, eat half, get a take-out tray, and find a homeless person and give it to them..rather then $5.

Quin said...


it's why i did the cocoa.. i usually don't part with my hard won cash. i need it to keep flesh on my bones. i'd been pulled in that hard.

ah, well.

as far as the all powerful mta card..



plain jane said...

What a great post.