Our Neville Fact:
Flick had hoped to be recruited by a branch of MI 5 after she finished her University studies in Political Science. Unfortunately, she was arrested when she was 16 for scrumping. This blemish on her record prevented her from achieving her life long goal. Her second choice was to be a reporter for BBC1, again, her West Country heritage stepped in, with her accent so heavy, no one could understand her. This put her into a year long depression, whereupon she flew to India, and studied with the Beatles, finding spiritual peace. Returning to London, she married her husband, and settled into middle class life. Sometimes, she regrets the scrumping incident, when she was egged on by Hilary Stratton-Halloway, and wonders how life would have been as a spy, instead of life as she knows it now.
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She should have tried busking, instead, bless!
That wank biscuit Stratton-Halloway girl! Such a prat!
Which song did she inspire?
"Scrumping" sounds like something dirty. (I guess it could be, if she was stealing cherries.)
"Scrumping" is my new favorite word!
I know exactly how you are feeling, some days you just don't want to f*cking post!
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