I do not like it, Sam I Am.
The WeatherGuy respects that, so, I'm off the hook there, too.
Therefore, I hand it over to Our Neville, as written by the wonderful GolfWidow.
Our Neville Fact:
Neville really wants to buy a Saint Valentine's gift for Margaret from the Fantasie of England catalogues, but they have never received one in the post, so he will buy her the standard box of choccies from M&S, and never know that she looks at Fantasie of England when she waits at the doctor's, and secretly wishes she had the nerve to order something.