Friday, September 7, 2007

IP-71.203.5 ~ AKA Anonymous

I am flattered.

Not only do you read my journal AND my writings on 6S (thanks for the info, Rob for matching the IP!), you have me on an RSS feed from www.bloglines.com!!

You sly dog!

You actually have it set up to notify you down there in Sarasota, Florida when I post on my journal!!


You cute little gimp, you!

I'm wondering, though... you've got, what, three posts on my journal today.

Did you really just cream your jeans over a stranger's broken car? That seems to me like a "batshit crazy" reaction.

You could have just closed the browser and moved on with your life, but now, by your own definition, something bad might happen to you. Of course, as you have just announced, you love that.

Now, I'll hit post, your RSS feed will notify you I've posted, and you can get ready to wank off on this post, dedicated to you, Mr. IP 71.203.5

You hunka-hunka burning obsessed with me guy.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...
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Bud said...

I don't know who that vindictive asshole is but I live in Sarasota. I really don't understand people like that.

Quin said...

ah huh. if you say so. i know how it is, not wanting to admit the need, the desire, the burning want to read me, to comment about me...i see you held out for an entire 30 minutes.

impressive, my ickle stalker.

Quin said...

bud~i continue to wish there were two of you.

Corey's Mom said...

I'm getting that 71.203.5 is a comic/pokemon loser.

Anonymous said...
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Quin said...

here's the best part.

i get to delete your stuff, anon. although it amuses me you wake up bright and early to check your rss to see if i've posted, and to continue to come back here to see what's going on, well... you really are dull.

bye.

Prince Gomolvilas said...

I've always said that hate mail is the only true measure of your celebrity.... So...you're famous!

Quin said...

will you still be my bff?

Anonymous said...

I already told you you're batshit crazy, but do you go away? No you don't. What's you're problem? Why don't you go away when I tell you to? And you don't have any comics for me to look at either. But do I go away? No I don't. No I don't. But that's not crazy. It's not crazy. I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy.

Anonymous said...

Gawd! All of these pretend Anonymous commenter's aren't me! I am the only me, the only real hater of you! Stop printing their comments that say they are from me! You pretentious bag lady!

Quin said...

it's spelled God. and, whatever you say

jess said...

There's also no apostrophe on commenters. Gawd! What a whack job.